This can be the worst code evor!

This [is,was,has been,can be] the [best, worst, stupidest] [party,dance,code,monkey,movie] evor!

Average percentage difference over 10 spins: 25.3%
Here's the php function:
function spin($text) {

	//While there's pairs of square brackets, spin whats inside of them
	while (!(strpos($text,'[') === FALSE) && !(strpos($text,']') === FALSE)) {
		//Find the first '['
		$leftb = strpos($text,'[');
		//Find the first ']'
		$rightb = strpos($text,']');
		//Split the string up, then (psudo)randomise the item chosen
		$spintext = split(',',substr($text,$leftb+1,$rightb-$leftb-1));
		$spinselect = trim($spintext[mt_rand(0,count($spintext)-1)]);
		//Get the whole string to replace including the brackets
		$brackettext = substr($text,$leftb,($rightb-$leftb)+1);
		//Replace the [blah,blah2] with whatever item is chosen
		$text = str_replace($brackettext,$spinselect,$text);
	//return the block of modified text
	return $text;

This code is written by Kythin and comes AS IS with ABSOLUTELY NO SUPPORT OR WARRANTEES OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
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